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Lime Demotivational Poster


BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


ALTERNATIVES -


TAGS: corona with lime at beach
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:12 pm
where am I ???
RonE - June 2, 2012, 8:16 am
Me and my wife absolutely loved this philosophy.
spacedog - June 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Good one Commie. 5L


AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
OMG XD


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Please accept this coupon for a complimentary car wash ...


TAGS: happy birthday comlimentary car wash
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:10 am
very clean headlights


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


I ALWAYS TAKE LIFE - With a grain of salt, plus some tequila and sliced limes ...




SLIMER - Now we know where his name comes from.




HEAVEN - This is what its like




THE CATS ASS -




SLIME TIME -




TWO LIONS -


TAGS: honesty beats empty compliments crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:21 am
You get 5L from me. Or is that a bad idea, too? Lol.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:37 pm
It's like black ops, mw2, and halo combined.
forseti - October 2, 2010, 6:21 am
After realizing that, you got balls. 5
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:43 pm
Got a lil more fiber in my diet lol
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:15 pm
christ cranky, you been backed up? 5L
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:01 pm

lol


EDEN - Paradise does exist!


TAGS: paradise eden nude beach bear beer lime
Rating: 1.59/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

Sho - December 4, 2008, 5:25 pm
Gay poster
WasclyWabbit429 - October 26, 2008, 3:54 pm
Beer ... haven't seen one of those in a while, holy sheet
Devildog - October 4, 2008, 5:13 pm
Not paradise if there aren't any women...waste of a nude beach, really.
ADAM - August 18, 2008, 3:02 pm
MORE OF A BUD MAN.


LIMEWIRE - because itunes costs money


TAGS: itunes limewire filesharing
Rating: 1.28/5
know_it_all - June 29, 2009, 5:08 pm
utorrent pwns limewire
HtD - March 14, 2009, 12:38 am
Get a working anti-virus program and you won't have to worry about it.
Hahaha oh wow - March 14, 2009, 12:15 am
LIMEWIRE - Free viruses!
SherlockHolmeboy - September 16, 2008, 7:55 pm
Needs moar sources
GBAERY - September 2, 2008, 4:54 am
Uh... Ha ha?


LIMEWIRE - for when you just don't feel like paying for shit


TAGS: limewire file sharing
Rating: 1.25/5
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 9:26 am
It's more about torrents. Torrents > Limewire.
aXXo - June 29, 2009, 10:40 pm
Fucktard. If you use Limewire you deserve to be ripped off. You want to download stuff for free, try using bittorrent.


THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL ..... - From Nantucket........ OH, we're not allowed to swear anymore? well, that just f#[email protected]#$% sucks!


TAGS: limerick cursing macaroni and cheese
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 7:35 am
Like I said...i'm new at this...I just wanna make sure I don't approve something NSFW....I'll get back to you...I promise.
hootizz - September 12, 2010, 7:32 am
Hey there Mooooooooo.., no worries on the reject, I thought it might be borderline.., but it was screaming out to be done.., ;-)
Zook - August 27, 2010, 9:13 am
BOOOM! just kidding 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 8:48 am
I'm not an alcoholic! I've never even been to a meeting
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 8:47 am
@ Aggy... AC = alcoholic cow.
Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 8:07 am

you're number one until some jackass comes along to bomb it. nice poster dude.....all moooooo...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 1:21 am
I'll wear shin pads......woohoo, I'm #1 (for the next 5 minutes)
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 1:17 am
Yeah piss her off, that should provide some entertainment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 1:09 am
probably not that.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 1:09 am
Fuck that noise.....I'm gonna rock out with my cock out............Or something.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 1:08 am
Yeah but the missus has to work early sunday so we gotta be quiet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 12:47 am
we're playing on Saturday right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 12:46 am
Yay! but, No. I'm not moving that dalek...I mean air conditioner.....EXTERMINATE!!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 12:37 am
No problem. It's gonna be hot tomorrow! You should bring that air conditioner to poker, we're gonna play in the smoking porch.
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:36 am
Help with the A/C? Amateur Cunnilingus? That doesn't make anyone cooler.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 12:32 am
Weather no longer concerns me....thanks for the A/C help TTH.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 12:07 am
Hey Moo+. hows the weather?
ICEMAN - August 27, 2010, 12:06 am
Heh, heh, heh. Moooooooooooooooooo made a funny. Go figure. 5
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:56 pm
How long was her rooster?


LIMERICK -


TAGS: pineapple wank limerick timmy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 7:39 am

awesomeness! i will have to turn my webcam off next time so you can't watch though.
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 1:43 am
(not easy when you're taking cialis)
pzykosiz - August 27, 2010, 1:42 am
and then find a way to limbo under it
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 1:38 am
It's my job to lower the bar!
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 1:21 am
Wow! You're a twisted fuck Aggy! 5 Lion on their backs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 1:20 am
Ewwwwww 5L
Cubbybear - August 27, 2010, 1:18 am
Poet...5L


TASTE OF EXCITEMENT -




THERE ONCE WAS A GAUCHO... -


TAGS: limerick challenge
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - August 28, 2010, 11:51 pm
Funny stuff Iceman.
Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 7:31 am

n1 iceman. how this didn't get straight 5's is beyond me. meh
ICEMAN - August 27, 2010, 6:45 am
No, I have no idea where you can find your own llama in Australia.
pzykosiz - August 27, 2010, 2:23 am
should i even ask? 5L's


A NOTORIOUS WHORE... -


TAGS: limerick challenge
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 7:32 am

n1
pzykosiz - August 27, 2010, 2:05 am
now i've got to get that image out of my head
ICEMAN - August 27, 2010, 2:05 am
You peeked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 2:04 am
hi Mom!....(mom is looking a lot like Iceman in drag these days............)
ICEMAN - August 27, 2010, 2:02 am
Thanks rerun. I figured it was time to make something with that picture of Mooooooooooooooo's Mom.
rerun - August 27, 2010, 1:56 am

Ice - nice one.


THERE WAS AN OLD FARMER... -


TAGS: limerick challenge
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:32 pm

choc covered no doubt :)


THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL... -




FACEPLANT LIMERICK -


TAGS: faceplant limerick
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

culos - November 7, 2010, 10:53 am
You'd be an extreme Veggie if you would even contemplate fooking a plant anyhow.....
Claire - November 7, 2010, 1:22 am
teehee
lesterinside - November 6, 2010, 8:47 pm
Tsk tsk tsk.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 12:59 pm
No face fuck.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 12:59 pm
LOL! I mean, awwwwww....
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 10:23 am
Excellent!


GROSS BUT TASTY -


TAGS: slugs slime cats food
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:50 pm
Really? Then I have a feast for my felines.


GUN CONTROL -


TAGS: nine millimeter bullet popularity mariand
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by mariand

NewYork9 - June 6, 2012, 9:11 pm
I'll bet she makes really good sandwiches.
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 10:48 pm
LOL @ Bopiter I second that!
mariand - June 4, 2012, 6:00 pm
lol @ Bopiter
Bopiter - June 4, 2012, 10:09 am
I have news for you, if you noticed the bullet your prioritys are all screwed up.
jmanderson - June 3, 2012, 10:53 am
yep thats not a nine mm more likly a 7.62 on a .30 cal round depending if in us or europe
Bull - June 3, 2012, 6:48 am
I'll give her a bullet
Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:16 pm
bullet??
mariand - June 2, 2012, 2:47 pm
well, I was affraid nobody will see the bullet...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:01 pm
Hey, 5he's actually holding an actual 9mm bullet!
MPsniper - June 1, 2012, 6:53 am
*sigh*..."shouldered"
MPsniper - June 1, 2012, 6:53 am
but....thats a shouldred rifle case. ???


WHAT DOES IT MEAN? -




THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN NAMED JILL -


TAGS: another fun limerick for today
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Zetmonk - January 3, 2012, 6:36 am
This is rediculous enough to have me grinning before I could put on a stern face and call it bad taste. ;-)


TWISTINGLY SICK -


TAGS: limerick challenge twisted nastey
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 7:28 am

nice 1 james!


LIONS - Here's the only surefire way to get more!


TAGS: lions people will complain ten times before they compliment once
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Not tonight honey I have a headache.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:58 pm
But I can sniff yours, right?
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:57 pm
I am NOT gonna sniff your ass! Quit asking! LOL
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:54 pm
Now time for the special dog handshake....
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:27 pm
Us purebreds need to stick together.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 6:24 pm
Who let the dogs out (in the comments)?
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:15 pm
Alright, point taken
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:10 pm
2 posters to make 1 point is hardly bitching. and if you agree whats the problem? if 1 made 20 more i could see, but....newbies should be aware of the down vote phenomenon so they dont get discouraged.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:04 pm
You keep bitching about the same thing TTH
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:02 pm
female: "Are you done yet? I want you to take out the garbage" male: "Hey, I'm trying to focus here."
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:00 pm
wtf are you people talking aboot?
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 5:50 pm
This is kind of starvo like, 1 is enough
thatonechick - December 1, 2009, 5:48 pm
I gotta tell ya, tho, I don't think I should approve more of these, TTH. They seem to be inviting fights...


MUSIC PIRATE - Limewire can suck it!!


TAGS: limewire
Rating: 1.83/5

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I See -


TAGS: children limericks woman underwear
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
Aww, thanks Uggie. Psst...see like I promised, I didn't use the pic of you in your My Little Pony undies!
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 5:16 am
Pwissy does it again - 5L and Fav.
MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 5:06 pm
That is scary...her back hair reaches down that far? Bahaha
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 4:46 pm
Hair, shaved and trimmed in the shape of a smiley :-O


Snap -


TAGS: mother daughter bonding compliments insults
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:13 am
Insightful, Pwissy.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 11:44 pm
1978 hardcover and the 1981 movie version.
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:33 pm
I see you've been reading. Hard cover or paperback...teehee.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Joan Crawford - great actress, bad mother...


Insincere compliments -




A MACHO YOUNG SWIMMER NAMED DWYER -


TAGS: it s time for limerick day
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
They were ones i'd heard before, I had to look up the words though cause my memories not great
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 8:18 pm

these are great dude! are the limericks original?


AGGY LIMERICK -


TAGS: aggy limerick
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

culos - November 7, 2010, 10:54 am
Solid 5 Moo+. Aggy=pwned :-))))
lesterinside - November 6, 2010, 8:48 pm
Blasphemy
spacedog - November 6, 2010, 2:04 pm
Excellent set of posters Moo+.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 1:10 pm
Aces.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 1:03 pm
I'm glad you like them....wasn't sure how they'd go over.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 1:00 pm
LMMAOwwwww!
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 10:33 am
Amsome!


RERUN LIMERICK -


TAGS: rerun limerick
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

lesterinside - November 6, 2010, 8:49 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 1:22 pm
I think the gerbil running your "conspiracy theory" has passed on.
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Complex and twisted associations... my mind works like a conspiracy theory :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 12:49 pm
What he said.
rerun - November 6, 2010, 12:42 pm

Panic - what in the world are you talking about?
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 12:39 pm
Hmm... 64 hits on Google, joined MySpace in January 2010 (1 Friend), 3 followers on Twitter... not infamous enough for a MotiFake?
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 12:09 pm
Thank you... I was asking because I've heard Houston has a problem named Kensa Chandler.
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 12:05 pm
Why should I google through loads of pics until I find one that fits if I can ask the creator instead?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:59 am
But Yeah, It's Houston.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:55 am
I don't know any U.S skylines......Google is my friend.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
Wouldn't Jerusalem be a BOOM!! town?
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 11:45 am
Hell, I can't know every skyline in the U.S., these boom towns look all the same to me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:24 am
No...It's Jerusalem......ughhhhh
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 11:21 am
Is that Houston?
rerun - November 6, 2010, 11:17 am

not offended, I left New York at 3 months old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:16 am
As long as you're not offended Rerun.
forseti - November 6, 2010, 11:10 am
ROFL!
rerun - November 6, 2010, 10:56 am

close, I was born in New York
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 10:34 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


I KNOW - Some Real Winners.


TAGS: winner slash sublime guitar hero loser
Rating: 1.61/5

More motifakes by GenocideFace

Acertainfatass - February 22, 2009, 1:29 am
at least he doesnt cry like a little bitch when he loses
nfwu - February 7, 2009, 2:12 am
i know him. his name is zack & he can fucking shred the real guitar way better then he can play at gh. and the user genocideface thinks he get away with making this kid out to be something he is not. oh! & also, genocideface is better at g
cylinderblockV8 - February 3, 2009, 6:38 am
This kid is gay, and so is this stupid motifake.
Ihateguitarhero - January 18, 2009, 10:21 pm
Real guitar = skill Guitar Hero = fucking idiot who should have spent the time learning guitar
giggity - December 7, 2008, 12:08 am
what?


DON'T IGNORE HER BRAINS -


TAGS: brain mind babe thinking compliments
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 1:59 pm
You're right, as always!
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 12:43 pm
LOL real good :)


of god -


TAGS: sublime
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Oldsod - April 2, 2015, 6:16 am
The fail shirt...BEST PHOTOBOMB EVER!
EmilioDumphque - April 2, 2015, 4:06 am
As long as it gets him laid, he's normal.


This is an apple. -




POETRY IN MOTION -


TAGS: poetry in motion limerick day
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - May 12, 2015, 4:28 am
Yeah
concern3 - May 12, 2015, 4:26 am
Oldsod you certainly have a way with words, a 5er


TOAD - Warts? Check. Slime? Check. Psychedelic hallucinations when licked? Erm, I'll take your word on that one...




Hell Toupee -




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